I forgave everybody, I gave up, I got drunk.
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME
ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES
ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM
NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME
entry 5: gone a week only doing my own dishes to see if roommates ever wash any. 7 days - and counting - that they haven’t done a single one.
entry 4: e & k keep heat at 68 degrees at all times because they “forget to turn it down at night.” only thermostat is in their bedroom.
entry 3: while i was away, k’s friend threw up all over living room and bathroom. e bleached everything “as well as she could,” but entire apartment smells like vomit. also, RIP favorite hand towel.
come on with your questions annons
No matter how silly.
I LOVE GUACAMOLE
entry 2: bleached the kitchen sink and counter today. e proceeded to cut raw potatoes on counter. potatoes still on counter.
Considering starting a blog about how absurd my roommates are.
entry 1: tonight i had to stop k from dipping old bacon in my hummus.